mackfest 3000

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a date that went so good it felt like you got a free pass to heaven and a gold star for being awesome.
I had a mackfest 3000 with my crush. We ate pizza, laughed until we cried, and she asked me to prom.
My date was so good, I felt like I had won the lottery and got a side of glitter.
I had a mackfest 3000 with my new friend. We danced, drank soda, and he asked me to be his partner in crime.
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a flirtation so smooth it could make a snake blush and a donut jealous.
I hit on this guy, and he asked me to go to the movies. That’s a mackfest 3000 if I’ve ever seen one.
I flirted with my teacher, and she gave me extra credit. That’s a mackfest 3000, baby.
I made eye contact with my crush, and he smiled. That’s a mackfest 3000 if I’ve ever had one.
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when you flirt so hard it feels like you’ve given the person a compliment, a hug, and a free soda.
I flirted with my crush, and he said he’d never forget me. That’s a mackfest 3000, no cap.
I hit on my friend, and he asked me to be his best friend. That’s a mackfest 3000 if I’ve ever had one.
I made a joke, and my crush laughed so hard he spilled his soda. That’s a mackfest 3000, no lie.
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