Mackey’s Razor

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Don’t blame someone for being a jerk if they’re just high and crazy.

My mom called me a loser because I forgot her birthday. She’s just mad and high.

My boss yelled at me for eating pizza. He’s just stressed and delusional.

My friend said I was a f***ing disaster. He was just tripping and hungry.

If someone’s acting like a f***ing idiot, it’s probably because they’re f***ed up, not because they hate you.

My sister said I was a disgrace. She was just mad and on Xanax.

My teacher gave me a zero for drawing on the desk. He’s just old and bitter.

My dad said I’d never amount to anything. He was just drunk and sad.

Don’t think someone’s out to get you if they’re just f***ed up and confused.

My brother stole my lunch. He was just hungry and high.

My neighbor screamed at me for mowing the lawn. She was just f***ed up and tired.

My mom threw my phone out the window. She was just mad and on a bender.

Never think someone’s trying to mess with you if they’re just f***ed up and lost.

My friend said I was a waste of oxygen. He was just f***ed up and tired.

My teacher gave me a detention for talking. She was just stressed and f***ed up.

My dad said I was going to end up in jail. He was just drunk and mad.

If someone’s being a f***ing pain, it’s probably because they’re f***ed up, not because they’re out to get you.

My sister called me a f***ing disaster. She was just mad and on medication.

My boss yelled at me for being late. He was just f***ed up and tired.

My neighbor screamed at me for painting my house. She was just f***ed up and confused.