Mackey’s

Current Trending
#tech#snob#cool

3 views · Added 11d ago · 7 definitions

1
A snotty, delusional person who thinks their Mac is the best thing since sliced bread. They act like Windows users are trash and probably still use a flip phone.
Hey Mackey, your Mac is still slower than my toaster.
I don’t need a Mac, I’ve got a Windows and a coffee cup.
Your Mac is just a fancy paperweight.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
2
When someone acts like they don’t care, but they’re really just being a rude, lazy, ass.
I don’t answer your calls, I’m busy being cool.
You ask me a question, I walk away like I don’t know you.
I ignore your texts because I’m too busy being important.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
3
A girl so hot she makes everyone want to hit on her like it’s their job.
She walks in and everyone stops breathing.
I’ve seen her and I’ve been hypnotized.
She’s so hot I’ve forgotten my own name.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
4
A girl so good-looking she thinks she’s average, but everyone else is just being rude.
She’s got straight A’s and still thinks she’s just okay.
She’s the class favorite and still thinks she’s normal.
She’s perfect and doesn’t even know it.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
5
When you do something too much, like eating 10 tacos and still wanting more.
He overdoes it with his charm like it’s a food fight.
She’s so overdoing her beauty it’s annoying.
He’s so overdoing his coolness I can’t take it.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
6
A guy who acts like a pimp but is just a regular guy who likes girls named Mary Jane and Jill.
He’s got a limo, a fruit bowl, and still thinks he’s a pimp.
He parties like it’s 1999 and still has a job.
He’s got a car, a girl, and still thinks he’s the king.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
7
A really cool person who’s also a little bit arrogant and acts like they’re smarter than everyone.
He’s smart, but he still thinks he’s the best.
He’s cool, but he’s also a little full of himself.
He’s got a brain and a cool vibe.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
xs