Mackey Mouse

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Mackey Mouse is a smelly, annoying pet that La Salle College owns. She uses the linguistic bible to get 500 hundred million pounds and she yells NONONO at you if you don’t use fancy language tricks.
I didn’t use a stylistic device, and Mackey Mouse screamed at me in the hallway like a feral cat.
She yelled NONONO in my ear during lunch break because I forgot to bring my English notes.
I tried to leave school early, but Mackey Mouse chased me all the way to Kowloon City.
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Mackey Mouse is a pet that La Salle College keeps to torture students. She uses big fancy books to get money and she forces you to read more books if you don’t use cool language tricks.
She made me read a book on the way home because I didn’t use a structural device.
I got yelled at in Kowloon City for bringing my English notes home.
She used the linguistic bible to get 500 hundred million pounds and I had to read twice as much.
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Mackey Mouse is a dirty, loud pet from La Salle College. She uses the linguistic bible to get 500 hundred million pounds and she hates it when you don’t use fancy language tricks. She screams NONONO and makes you read more books.
I got yelled at for not using a stylistic device and had to read a book on the way home.
She screamed NONONO in my face when I didn’t bring my English notes to class.
I was chased to Kowloon City because I forgot to use a structural device.
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