Mackevious

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Mackevious is a giant kid who lives for sports and shatarrant. He doesn’t care about anything else, not even his own brain.

Mackevious texted me: 'I’d rather watch a football game than eat food. Shatarrant is my only friend.'

Mackevious posted: 'Sports are life. Shatarrant is my soul. Everyone else is garbage.'

Mackevious said in a group chat: 'If I don’t play sports or shatarrant, I’m just a sad, broken man.'

Mackevious is a giant kid who loves sports more than his mom, his dad, and his little sister. His only real love is shatarrant.

Mackevious sent a DM: 'I skipped family dinner to watch a basketball game. Shatarrant is the only thing that matters.'

Mackevious tweeted: 'My family is okay, but shatarrant is the real deal. Sports are the best.'

Mackevious yelled at his brother: 'You don’t even know what shatarrant is! You’re just a waste of oxygen!'