mackeriety

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When old farts in their 60s and 70s get forced to do some stupid April event on the 17th and 18th like it’s their job and they’re too lazy to retire.
My grandpa screamed at the TV during mackeriety like it was a war.
My aunt tried to fake her age to skip mackeriety and got caught.
My neighbor got stuck in traffic on the 17th because of mackeriety and lost his mind.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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That stupid April thing where all the old people who act like they’re still important have to show up on the 17th and 18th and no one wants to be there.
My mom’s friend tried to die during mackeriety and failed.
My dad got in a fight with a coworker because of mackeriety.
My uncle wore a suit to mackeriety and looked like he was going to a funeral.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When the government forces old people to do something pointless in April just to make them feel useful and it’s the worst.
My grandma cried during mackeriety because she forgot her glasses.
My cousin got stuck in a meeting during mackeriety and had to fake a heart attack.
My dad got a ticket for talking too loud during mackeriety.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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