Mackereld

I thought he was a girl until he took off his shirt and I saw a chest hair explosion.

She said he was a model. He turned out to be a guy in a dress and a lot of glitter.

I went on three dates before I realized he was a man wearing women's clothes and fake eyelashes.

He had a voice like a angel and a face like a woman. I fell for him and got dumped by my best friend.

I asked him out because he looked like a model. He turned out to be a guy who just liked looking like a woman.

I said I loved him. He said I was the only one who didn’t see through his outfit.

He said he was a fashion designer. I believed him until he showed up to our date wearing a skirt and a bra.

He told me he was a woman. I believed him until he took off his wig and I saw a bald head.

He asked me out because I was cute. I didn’t know he was a guy in a dress until he walked into the restaurant.