Mackerel Kiss

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A woman sitting on a guy's face and letting out a loud fart to wake him up like he's a prisoner in a dungeon.

My roommate did the mackerel kiss so hard I thought my nose was gonna fall off.

He slept through the mackerel kiss like I was blowing confetti at a funeral.

She did the mackerel kiss and I swear the dog started barking at my face.

When a woman uses her face like a toilet to wake a man up with a giant queef that sounds like a whale fart.

She did the mackerel kiss and I thought my ears were gonna pop.

He was so deep in sleep, the mackerel kiss was like trying to wake up a dead man.

I got the mackerel kiss and I felt like I was being attacked by a giant fart monster.

A woman sits on a guy's face and lets out a queef so strong it feels like she's blowing a giant bubblegum bubble right in his face.

The mackerel kiss was so loud, my neighbor came to my door asking if I was dying.

He got the mackerel kiss and looked like he had just been hit by a bubblegum truck.

I got the mackerel kiss and I swear my face felt like it was about to explode.