mackerel hammock

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A woman’s backside or a bushy butt crack, basically the stuff dreams are made of.

My cousin’s mackerel hammock is so big it could hold a whole family.

I saw her mackerel hammock and I knew I was in trouble.

He called her a mackerel hammock and she threw a shoe at him.

A hairy backside so big and bold it could start a war.

I saw her mackerel hammock and I knew I had to leave.

He told her she had a mackerel hammock and she laughed in his face.

She called him a mackerel hammock and he walked out.

A woman’s backside that could make a goat blush and a man weep.

Her mackerel hammock is so famous, people come from miles away to see it.

He asked her out just to get a look at her mackerel hammock.

They got married because he fell in love with her mackerel hammock.