mackerel beating

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When a guy jacks off in the shower like he's fighting a fish and the fish is his ex.

I was in the shower and my hand was like a fishhook and my ex was the mackerel.

He was so loud in the shower, the neighbors called the cops and got a warrant.

My brother turned on the shower and started screaming like he was being chased by a school of mackerel.

A man using the shower as a war zone to beat off like it's a battlefield.

He turned the shower on full blast and started yelling, 'I'm gonna beat this mackerel to death!'

The shower was steamy, and he was so focused, he didn't even notice his mom walk in.

He was so into it, he forgot to turn the water off, and the floor flooded like a war zone.