mackerel badger

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When you let one rip and say something stupid to cover it up, like you're doing a fancy dance instead of just admitting you're a smelly sinner.

'Mackerel badger,' he said, as if he just won a prize.

'Mackerel badger,' she whispered, looking at her feet like they betrayed her.

'Mackerel badger!' he yelled, like he was screaming into a pillow.

A fancy way of saying you farted, but you're too proud to say it. It's like you're a king and your butt is the throne.

'Mackerel badger,' he said, like he just made a royal decree.

'Mackerel badger,' she muttered, trying not to laugh.

'Mackerel badger!' he shouted, as if he was giving a speech.

When you pass wind and say it like you just did a magical spell. It's for people who think they're special and their butt is the most powerful thing.

'Mackerel badger,' he said, like he was casting a spell.

'Mackerel badger,' she said, like she just saved the world.

'Mackerel badger!' he yelled, like he was summoning demons.

A stupid way of saying you farted. You're acting like it's the end of the world and you're the last person standing.

'Mackerel badger,' he said, like he just survived an apocalypse.

'Mackerel badger,' she said, like she was the last person on Earth.

'Mackerel badger!' he yelled, like he was dying.

When you let one rip and say it like you're a genius. It's for people who think they're smarter than everyone else and their butt is a secret weapon.

'Mackerel badger,' he said, like he just invented something.

'Mackerel badger,' she said, like she was the brainiest person in the room.

'Mackerel badger!' he yelled, like he just solved the universe.

When you pass wind and say it like you're a god. It's for people who think they're above everyone else and their butt is divine.

'Mackerel badger,' he said, like he was Zeus.

'Mackerel badger,' she said, like she was the goddess of farts.

'Mackerel badger!' he yelled, like he just spoke to the heavens.