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A mackeral is a loser from London who thinks he's a gangsta. He tries to scare people with fake guns and bad raps, but he's just a fat hairdresser with no life.
'I’m gonna spray you with my AK!' he said, holding a toothbrush.
He tried to merk me, but he tripped over his own ego.
He called me a 'wasteman' because I didn’t laugh at his bad joke.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A mackeral is someone who's so drunk or so tired, they think the floor is made of pizza.
He drank six beers and fell asleep at the bus stop.
She stayed up all night and cried in a taco shop.
He tried to walk home but ended up in a ditch.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A mackeral is a guy who talks your ear off just to get in your pants. He doesn’t want a real relationship, just a quickie and a compliment.
He asked me out because I smiled at him.
He flirted with me for an hour just to get a hug.
He said I was ‘lit’ and then left.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A mackeral is what Aussies call a wave so big it looks like it’s gonna swallow the ocean whole.
That wave hit the shore like a tsunami.
The surfer screamed and got pulled under.
The wave was so big, it looked like a wall.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A mackeral is a big guy who eats like a pig and can’t do anything but sit and complain.
He ate a whole Big Mac and then cried.
He tried to lift weights but fell over.
He blames his lack of fitness on McDonald’s.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A mackeral is a poor man's pimp. He’s not cool, he’s cheesy, and he thinks he's the king of the block.
He tried to pick me up with a cheeseburger.
He wore a neon shirt and called himself ‘the king.’
He thought he was smooth, but he just talked too much.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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