Mackenzie’s Law

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Mackenzie’s Law is like a parent’s worst nightmare. The dumber you are, the faster you get knocked up.

I got pregnant the day after I got fired. Classic Mackenzie’s Law.

My cousin had a kid before she could spell 'pregnant'.

My mom had three kids before she knew how to use a toilet.

Mackenzie’s Law says if you’re a mess, you’ll get knocked up before you even know what a mess you are.

He had a kid before he had a job. That’s Mackenzie’s Law in action.

My sister had a baby before she graduated high school. That’s just bad luck.

My uncle had a kid when he was 15. He didn’t even know what a kid was.

Mackenzie’s Law is when you’re too dumb to know you’re dumb, and then you get knocked up.

She got pregnant before she got her license. That’s the Mackenzie’s Law way.

My brother had a kid before he could drive. That’s just sad.

My grandma had her first kid before she could read. That’s Mackenzie’s Law.

Mackenzie’s Law is when you’re so clueless, you get knocked up before you even know you’re clueless.

He got knocked up before he knew what a kid was. Classic Mackenzie’s Law.

My friend had a baby before she finished middle school. That’s just sad.

My dad had a kid before he had a job. That’s just dumb.

Mackenzie’s Law is when you’re too dumb to wait, so you get knocked up right away.

She had a kid before she had a phone. That’s just Mackenzie’s Law.

My cousin had a baby before she had a high school diploma. That’s just sad.

My uncle had a kid before he had a job. That’s just dumb.