Mackenzied

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When you drink so much you crash into something and end up with a face like a raccoon and a black eye that looks like it was punched by a donkey.

I woke up with a black eye and my hair looked like a tornado hit me.

He fell off the bar and looked like he got into a fight with a bear.

I tried to dance and ended up face planting into a table.

To get Mackenzied is to be spiked with so much alcohol you don’t even remember your own name when you wake up.

She spiked my drink and I didn’t know my own name when I woke up.

He added three shots to my soda and I woke up on the floor.

I was Mackenzied at the party and now I can’t remember my own birthday.

A girl so pretty she makes everyone else look like they got hit by a ugly bus. She's calm, smart, and can make you laugh until you cry.

She walked in and everyone else looked like they were wearing a clown suit.

She stayed cool when the whole school broke out in chaos.

She made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.

She’s the girl who everyone loves but has a secret pain she hides behind her smile. She’s perfect on the outside but has a broken heart inside.

She smiled through the whole party but cried in the bathroom.

Everyone thinks she's happy, but she's secretly hurting.

She's the girl who looks perfect but is breaking inside.

A Mackenzie is like the best friend you never knew you needed. She’s sweet, funny, and will make you laugh until you’re sore.

She made me laugh so hard I had to take a break.

She’s the kind of friend who always knows what to say.

She’s the girl who makes your day better just by being there.

She’s the kind of girl who makes everyone else jealous. She’s got the looks, the laugh, and the heart of a champion.

She walked in and everyone else looked like they were wearing a bad wig.

She’s the girl who makes you want to be her best friend.

She’s so pretty she makes the whole school look like a bad movie.

She’s a princess from Ireland with a butt so good it should be illegal. She’s flirty, funny, and always knows how to make a man crazy.

She’s got a butt that could make a man forget his own name.

She’s flirty and funny and knows how to make a man weak.

She’s the kind of girl who can make you forget your own birthday.