Mackenzie Woolley

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Mackenzie Woolley is a brainy broad who can see the good in you even if you’re a total piece of garbage. Don’t be a jerk to her, she’s got feelings and she’s not afraid to show you her feelings when you mess with her.

You called her a nerd in class. She gave you a 97 on the test. You’re now her favorite person.

She sat next to you on the bus. You said nothing. She drew a heart on your arm in permanent marker.

You insulted her in a group chat. She replied with a photo of you crying in the shower.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Mackenzie Woolley is like a genius who thinks you’re a total dummy but still forgives you because she’s kind of a softie. She’ll be your best friend if you let her be your best friend.

You failed a quiz. She gave you the answers. You still failed. She gave you candy.

You said she was ugly. She said you were fat. You both got detention.

You asked her out. She said yes. You said no. She still said yes.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Mackenzie Woolley is the smartest person you’ll ever meet, and she’ll tolerate you if you’re nice. Don’t make her mad, she’ll make you cry.

You made fun of her in front of the class. She made you do 100 push-ups during recess.

You called her a dweeb. She called you a dweeb. You both cried.

You tried to ignore her. She drew a mustache on your face with red pen.

by Slangipedia 9d ago