Mackenzie Owen

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The most stunning girl in the whole universe. She’s so hot she could make a priest faint and a nun cum in the confessional.

She walks in the room and all the guys forget how to breathe.

I tried to text her, but my phone melted.

She’s like a goddamn goddess, and I’m just a broke kid with a crush.

The thicc-est girl on the planet. She’s the kind of girl who makes your brain explode and your pants shrink.

I saw her in the hallway and I forgot how to walk.

I tried to talk to her, but my voice came out like a squeaky door.

She’s so thicc I think she might be a goddess in disguise.