Mackenzie Boyes

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If you ever meet her, you’re the luckiest piece of trash on Earth. She’s loyal, amazing, and hot, but don’t be a dork or she’ll cuss you out and kick your ass so hard you’ll be in the hospital for a week.
I got into a fight with Mackenzie and now I have a black eye and a broken nose. Don’t be me.
She gave me a jr chicken and chips and I forgot my sins. Don’t be me.
If you make her mad, you better bring snacks. Don’t be me.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Mackenzie is the queen of everything. She’s popular, athletic, and gorgeous. She’s also the kind of person who will cuss you out and then give you a snack to make you feel better.
She cussed me out for not doing my homework. Then she gave me a snack. I’m confused.
I made her mad and she gave me a jr chicken. I’m confused.
She’s the most amazing person and she’s also the most terrifying. I’m confused.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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She’s the best friend you’ll ever have. She’s funny, kind, and hot. But if you make her mad, you better bring a snack or she’ll cuss you out and kick your ass.
I made her mad and I had to bring a snack. I’m sad.
She cussed me out and I had to eat a jr chicken. I’m sad.
If you make her mad, don’t be me. I’m sad.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Mackenzie is perfect. She’s beautiful, smart, and wild. But if you mess with her, she’ll cuss you out and make you eat a jr chicken until you forget your sins.
She made me eat a jr chicken and I forgot my sins. I’m happy.
She cussed me out and I had to eat a snack. I’m happy.
She’s the most amazing person and she makes me happy. I’m happy.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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She’s the most amazing person in the world. She’s friendly, funny, and hot. But if you make her mad, she’ll cuss you out and beat your ass.
I made her mad and she cussed me out. I’m scared.
She beat me up and I had to eat a snack. I’m scared.
Don’t make her mad or you’ll be like me. I’m scared.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Mackenzie is the best. She’s kind, funny, and hot. But if you mess with her, she’ll cuss you out and make you eat a jr chicken until you forget your sins.
She made me eat a jr chicken and I forgot my sins. I’m thankful.
She cussed me out and I had to eat a snack. I’m thankful.
She’s the best friend I’ve ever had. I’m thankful.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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