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a god-like human being who looks like a hot haitian and acts like they own the place
My ex is a mackenson. I still cry about it.
That guy in class is a mackenson. He got me a snack.
My cousin is a mackenson. He got me a job.
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a human being so good-looking they make your face feel bad
My crush is a mackenson. I feel ugly.
My brother is a mackenson. He got me a new phone.
That girl in my math class is a mackenson. She passed me the answers.
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a haitian or human being who looks so good you want to punch them
My neighbor is a mackenson. I tried to punch her. It didn’t work.
My teacher is a mackenson. She gave me an A.
That boy in the hallway is a mackenson. He smiled at me.
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a human being so beautiful they make your day feel like a holiday
My mom is a mackenson. She got me a cake.
My friend is a mackenson. She got me a hug.
That girl at the store is a mackenson. She gave me a discount.
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a haitian or human being who looks so good you want to marry them
My crush is a mackenson. I asked them to marry me. They said no.
My dad is a mackenson. He got me a car.
That guy on the bus is a mackenson. He smiled at me.