Mackenly

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Mackenly is a total sweetheart unless you mess with his family or friends. Then he turns into a meathead and starts throwing punches like a drunk man at a karaoke bar.
He punched a guy for stepping on my sister's toe.
He flipped a table at a restaurant because the waiter said my mom's soup was 'okay'.
He yelled at a kid for drawing a mustache on his uncle's face.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Mackenly is the kind of guy who will kiss your ass if you let him, but he'll also beat the crap out of your ex if they text you.
He kissed me on the cheek and said I was 'the best thing since pizza'.
He beat up my ex because she called me 'a waste of oxygen'.
He licked my face after I told him I loved him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Mackenly is like a golden retriever who also happens to be a human wrecking ball. He'll protect you with his life, but only if you feed him fries.
He protected me from a guy who tried to steal my lunch money.
He tackled a guy who said my sister was 'ugly'.
He only came to my birthday party because I promised him pizza.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Mackenly is a nice guy who will go out of his way to make sure you're happy. But if you're not, he'll drag you into a fight like it's a Saturday night tradition.
He brought me ice cream after I failed my math test.
He started a bar fight because I was sad.
He cried with me when my dog died.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Mackenly is the kind of guy who will let you live if you're nice. But if you're an idiot, he'll make sure you remember it.
He let me sleep in because I was tired.
He kicked my ass for making fun of his hair.
He gave me a sandwich after I cried for an hour.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Mackenly is like a saint who also happens to be a human punch bag. He’ll save you from disaster, but only if you let him.
He saved me from getting detention.
He punched the principal for giving me a bad grade.
He helped me with my homework because I was failing.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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