mackendy

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Mackendy is a smug, self-centered guy who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread. He flirts like a maniac and acts like he's got a crown on his head.
Mackendy just asked me out and said I was 'the best he'd ever seen', which is probably true because he's never seen anyone else.
He called me 'his queen' in front of five other guys. I felt like a royal and also like a fool.
He texted me, 'You're the only one I want.' Then he texted my best friend, 'You're the only one I want too.'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Mackendy is a guy who thinks he's perfect. He's got the charm of a snake and the brain of a toaster. But somehow, girls still fall for him.
He told me he 'knew me better than I knew myself.' I don't even know myself, and I'm not even sure I like myself.
He asked me to prom and said I was 'the only one for him.' Then he asked my sister to prom too.
He said, 'You're my favorite.' I said, 'I'm your favorite? What about the other 200 girls?' He said, 'They're all just backup.'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Mackendy is a guy who thinks he's the best. He flirts with every girl and acts like he's the only one who matters. But somehow, he still gets what he wants.
He asked me out and said, 'You're the best thing since pizza.' I said, 'You're the best thing since pizza too.' He said, 'No, I'm the best thing since sliced bread.'
He told me he 'would never leave me.' Then he left me for my best friend the next day.
He said he'd 'die for me.' I said, 'Cool, I'll die for you too.' He said, 'Wait, that means we both die?'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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