Mackendra

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Mackendra is a total firecracker. She’s got brains, looks, and a mouth that can curse like a sailor. If you have her, you’re lucky. If you don’t, you’re doomed.
I dated Mackendra once. I now know what it means to be burned alive.
Mackendra called my dad a 'fart-scented idiot.' That was a compliment.
She can solve math problems and cuss me out in the same breath.
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Mackendra is like a superhero with a bad attitude. She’s smart, sassy, and won’t let anyone walk all over her. She’s the best friend you ever had, and the one who’ll cuss you out if you leave her.
Mackendra saved my life in math class. Then she told my teacher he was a 'dumb donkey.'
She can talk to a wall and make it blush.
She’s the only person who can out-cuss my dad, and he’s a sailor.
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Mackendra is a walking disaster who somehow makes everything better. She’s smart, pretty, and doesn’t hesitate to call you out when you mess up. Keep her. She’s worth it.
Mackendra turned my math test into a war. I lost. She won.
She called my mom a 'fart-scented donkey.' That was a compliment.
She’s the only person who can make me cry and laugh at the same time.
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