Mackemland

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A place where people talk like they’ve got grit in their teeth and swear like it’s their job.

I’ve been to Mackemland and came back with a headache and a curse.

My cousin moved there and now he yells at pigeons.

The only thing louder than the traffic is the amount of swearing.

The city where the people are so tough, they could fight a bear and win with one hand tied behind their back.

I told my friend he’d love Mackemland. He came back and said the bear was a joke.

My mum went there and came back with a broken nose and a new nickname.

The man at the bus stop could’ve been a wrestler.

A city that thinks it’s the centre of the universe, and everyone else is just background noise.

My brother moved to Mackemland and now he thinks he’s famous.

The guy in the shop said I was from somewhere else. I told him to shut up.

They’ve got a football team, a grudge, and a bit of pride.

A place where people don’t just live, they battle every day, and the only thing they respect is a good swear word.

I went to Mackemland and came back with a new swear word and a bruise.

My friend’s got a grudge with the whole city and doesn’t know why.

Even the dogs there talk like they’ve got a badge.

A city that’s got more grit than a sock full of sand and more pride than a king on a throne.

I was told I’d love Mackemland. I came back and my ears were ringing.

The people there don’t just live, they fight, and they never lose.

They’ve got a football team, a grudge, and a swear word for every problem.

The place where people don’t just talk, they shout, and they do it with a lot of swear words and a bit of pride.

I went to Mackemland and now I shout at the radio.

My sister’s got a new nickname from there and it’s not very nice.

They don’t just live there, they argue about it every day.