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A good mackem is when your team gets crushed so bad, you feel like a sad little kid who got grounded. You walk out mid-game, never to return, and vow to never speak of that team again.

I watched the game, my team got destroyed, I walked out, and now I hate everyone.

The team got trounced, I got a headache, and now I'm mad at the universe.

My team lost so bad, I felt like I got hit by a bus and I didn't even do anything wrong.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A mackem is a Sunderland person who used to get beaten up by Geordies because they were too weak to fight back and they just let it happen.

Geordies hate me, I let them beat me up, and now I live in the shanty town.

I used to get picked on, but now I just sit in the back of Farmfoods eating old cheese.

I'm a mackem, and I have no idea why the Geordies hate me so much.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A mackem is someone from Sunderland who thinks they're better than everyone else, even though they're not.

I'm from Sunderland and I think I'm better than everyone else, even though I'm not.

I told my mum I'm better than the Geordies, even though I know I'm not.

I'm a mackem, and I think I'm better than you, even though I'm not.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A mackem is like a god, but with no real powers, just a lot of jokes and a very average body.

They’re like a god, but they can’t even do anything useful.

They’re like a Roman god who just eats cheese and tells jokes.

They’re like a Viking, but with worse fashion sense and a lot more cheese.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A mackem is a cool person. Everyone likes them. They’re just really good at being cool.

I like mackems because they’re cool and they know it.

Mackems are just cool, and they don’t even need to prove it.

They’re just cool, and that’s all you need to know.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A mackem is a person who came from a cave and now lives in a house given to them by the council so they can keep being annoying.

I came from a cave, now I live in a free house, and I’m still annoying.

They’re from a cave, got a free house, and still don’t know how to use it.

Mackems live in free houses, get free cheese, and still don’t get a job.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A mackem is a person from Sunderland, and they're not the same as a Geordie, but they still think they're better.

I'm a mackem, not a Geordie, but I think I'm better than them.

A Geordie is from Newcastle, I'm from Sunderland, and I think I'm better.

A Geordie is a pig person, a mackem is just a lazy person who thinks they're better.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago