MACKEM or MAGPIE

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We’re all Geordies, but some of you are just plain ugly and stupid, like a Mackem. The rest of you are birds, like a Magpie. Pick one or be confused forever.
Why did I pick Magpie? I hate birds and I hate being right.
I’m a Mackem. I don’t need a reason. I’m just that good.
You’re a Magpie. You’re literally a bird with a bad attitude.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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You’re either a Mackem, like a drunk kid who won a football game, or a Magpie, like a bird that thinks it’s fancy.
I’m a Mackem. I won the game. You’re just a bird with a fancy hat.
A Magpie is a bird that thinks it’s better than you. You’re not even a bird.
Why are you a Magpie? You don’t even know what that means.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Mackem is for the loud, messy, proud people of the north. Magpie is for the annoying, loud, ugly bird that doesn’t know it’s stupid.
You’re a Magpie. You talk too much and you’re ugly.
Mackem is a loud, messy, proud person. You’re all three of those things.
Why are you a Magpie? You’re not even a bird, you’re just a bad person.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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