Mackem Mammaries

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Sunderland’s tits are so bad they could make a priest swear. Some of them have nice arses, but their tits are like a cursed trap. Maybe it’s the sea air, the drugs, or just bad luck.
My cousin’s tits look like they were thrown in a blender.
I’ve seen a dog with better tits than my neighbor.
That woman’s tits could scare a ghost out of a haunted house.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Mackem Mammaries are like the worst kind of body horror. They’re so bad you’d rather watch a man get eaten by a bear. Maybe it’s the sea, the drugs, or just a lack of self-care.
I’d rather dive into the North Sea than look at her tits.
Her tits are like a failed science experiment.
That woman’s tits could make a saint lose faith.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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If you ever see a Mackem Mammary, run. They’re like the devil’s worst nightmare. Maybe it’s the sea, the drugs, or just bad genes.
That woman’s tits look like they were made in a prison.
I’ve seen a cow with better tits than my aunt.
Her tits could make a monk go mad.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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