Mackelle

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A mackelle is a hot ginger who sometimes looks like a dumb blonde. She’s a pain in the ass on purpose and laughs at your dumb jokes. Every guy stares at her like she’s a unicorn wearing flannel because she’s tiny and perfect.
My math teacher is a mackelle and she told me to shut up during the test.
I saw a mackelle walking my dog and I forgot how to breathe.
My cousin texted me: 'There’s a mackelle at the mall and I’m gonna cry.'
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A mackel is a hot guy who acts like he’s from another planet. He’s into Star Wars so much he probably thinks he’s a Jedi. He also probably thinks you’re a piece of trash if you don’t know who Yoda is.
My brother’s a mackel and he told me to 'may the force be with you' during a math test.
I saw a mackel wearing a TIE fighter shirt and I instantly felt inferior.
My mom said, 'That mackel at the store is probably from another galaxy.'
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