mackelaus

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A sneaky, backstabbing, no-friends kind of monster who would poop on your grave.

He snuck up behind me and said, 'You're dead.' I didn't even see him.

He killed my dog just for fun. No remorse. No mercy.

He texted me, 'I'm coming for you. Bring your lunch.'

A human-shaped grenade who doesn't know the meaning of the word 'sorry.'

He exploded in my face and said, 'That’s your problem.'

He threw a grenade at my mom’s house and called it a 'friendly greeting.'

He went to jail for 10 years and said, 'That was just a lunch break.'

A walking curse who would punch your grandma for fun and laugh about it.

He punched my grandma in the face and said, 'That’s how you do it.'

He cursed my whole family and took my allowance.

He came to my birthday party and brought a chainsaw. No one was happy.