Mackeesha

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A softie who will take a bullet for your dumb ass, but will cuss you out if you ever let your dumb ass get hurt. She’s got more heart than a meatball and will slap you if you try to insult her.
When my brother got beat up, Mackeesha showed up with a pizza and a punch to the face.
She took my dog to the vet when I forgot, and then told me I was a 'dumb sack of trash.'
She yelled at a guy for calling me a 'weirdo' and then gave him a high five.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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She’s the human version of a superhero who also knows how to cuss like a sailor. She’ll stick up for you even if you’re a total mess.
She protected me from my mom’s rage when I didn’t do my homework.
She told my crush he was 'a hot mess' and then hugged me.
She defended me when my ex called me a 'crybaby.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A walking insult machine who will never let you get hurt. She’s tough as nails and will cuss you out if you try to cuss her.
She told my dad to 'shut up and eat his meat' when he yelled at me.
She insulted my crush and then told me I was 'the best.'
She stood up for me when my teacher called me a 'disaster.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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She’s the person who will always be there for you, even if you’re a total disaster. She cusses like a madman and will never let anyone insult her.
She came to my school and told my teacher to 'stop being a meanie.'
She stuck up for me when my friends called me a 'mess.'
She yelled at my brother for stealing my fries and then gave me a hug.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who’s so kind, she’ll take your dumb ass to the hospital, but she’ll also cuss you out if you ever try to insult her.
She drove me to the ER when I broke my arm and then told me I was a 'dumbass.'
She insulted my crush and said he was 'a hot mess.'
She protected me from my mom’s wrath and then called me a 'silly goose.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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