Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So blinged up your ass looks like a Christmas tree hit by a diamond storm.

My cousin came to the party in a car that cost more than my entire life.

She wore so much gold I thought she was a walking jewelry store.

His phone is so fancy it has more buttons than my mom's face.

2

When you tongue-lash a fit girl so hard she forgets her own name.

He licked her out at the club and she cried like a baby.

She was so fit, he had to use a ladder to reach her lips.

He licked her out and she forgot how to walk.

3

So wasted you can't stand, can't talk, and might start crying over a soda.

He drank so much he started talking to the ceiling.

She was so drunk she tried to flirt with the toilet.

He drank so much he fell out of his chair.

4

Drunk enough to forget your own face, but still managing to get lucky and wake up next to a hot girl.

He drank so much he forgot his own name, but still ended up with a hot girl.

She drank so hard she passed out, but still woke up with a hot guy.

He drank so much he passed out in a park, but still had a girl next to him.

5

Dressed so sharp you look like you just walked out of a fashion show and kicked a designer's ass.

He wore a suit so nice it made the pants jealous.

She dressed so sharp she looked like a model.

He wore a shirt so clean it could have been used as a napkin.

6

When a girl wears a guy's shirt so big it looks like she's trying to hide from the world.

She wore his shirt so big it looked like she was wearing a tent.

His shirt was so big it covered her whole body.

She wore his shirt so big it looked like she was trying to escape.

7

When you're so tripped out you might as well be dancing with aliens.

He was tripped out so bad he started talking to the walls.

She was tripped out so much she thought the ceiling was a party.

He was tripped out so bad he tried to eat his own face.