macked

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To get the absolute worst beatdown of your life, like you were hit by a truck and then laughed at.

My brother macked me so hard I got a black eye and a bruised ego.

That guy macked me with a chair and I still haven't forgiven him.

I got macked by a mac 10 and now I'm crying in the corner.

When you’re so deep into making out you might as well be married, and your tongue is doing the work of a whole football team.

I macked my crush for 10 minutes and still didn’t get a phone number.

I macked my best friend and now we’re both slightly embarrassed.

My mom caught me macking my neighbor and she threw a plate at me.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

You order the biggest meal ever, but when it shows up it's smaller than your lunch and tastes like regret.

I ordered the giant burger and got a mini sandwich. What even is life?

That pizza was supposed to be a feast, but it was just a sad circle of cheese.

I paid for a feast and got a side dish. I’m outraged.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

You’re not just kissing someone, you’re going all-in, like you’re going to rip their clothes off and take them to the mattress.

I rooted my crush and now I’m stuck with a broken heart and a sore neck.

I rooted my teacher and now I have to stay after class.

I rooted my mom and she took away my phone.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

You’re so owned you might as well be wearing a ‘I was pwned by Mack’ shirt, and you’re getting killed by a mac 10 like it’s your job.

I got pwned by Mack and now I’m crying in the corner with a broken nose.

Mack pwned me so hard I had to take a nap.

Mack pwned me with a mac 10 and now I can’t feel my face.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

You’re kissing someone so hard you might as well be married, and it's like you're trying to fuse your lips to theirs.

I made out with my crush for an hour and still didn’t get a phone number.

I made out with my sister and now we’re both slightly grossed out.

I made out with my dog and now I’m questioning my life choices.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Mack is the god of everything, and he made the whole world just so he could mack all day, every day, and he made women so he could mack them for eternity.

Mack created the universe just to mack, and I’m not even mad about it.

Mack made women just to mack, and I’m here for it.

Mack is the reason I got a black eye and a broken heart.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago