mackbuddy

I tried to leave the room, but my mackbuddy kept yelling, 'You ain’t even a real crackhead!'

He was so high he thought he was the DJ at a party and started freestyling to no one.

I walked by him three times, and he kept shouting, 'You’re my bestie!' even though he didn’t know me.

He saw a pigeon and started screaming, 'You’re not even a real hype man!' and tried to fight it.

He kept saying, 'You’re not a cluck!' to my mom, who was just eating a sandwich.

He tried to give me a handshake, but it was just him grabbing my arm and yelling, 'You’re my bestie!'

He kept saying, 'You’re not a real cluck!' even though he was the one who started the fight with a soda can.

He tried to talk to my dog, and the dog just stared at him like he was crazy.

He kept shouting, 'You’re my bestie!' at my brother, who was just trying to sleep.