Mackberry

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treatin' your Blackberry like it's your new best friend and your ex's face

I texted my ex 23 times in 10 minutes. My Blackberry is now my ex's new roommate.

My Blackberry got a tattoo. It's now called 'Bada-Bing' and it's proud.

I used my Blackberry to flirt with my boss. Now I'm getting paid to be cute.

usin' your Blackberry like it's a magic wand and your phone is your new lover

I used my Blackberry to send my crush a love note. He replied with a 5-minute video of him eating pizza.

My Blackberry got a promotion. It now works 24/7 and I work 24/7.

I used my Blackberry to text my mom. She sent me a picture of her cat wearing a crown.

your Blackberry is your new sidekick and your ex's new enemy

My Blackberry blocked my ex. Now it's my new best friend.

I used my Blackberry to text my ex. Now it's my ex's new nemesis.

My Blackberry got a new nickname. It's now called 'The Blackberry of Doom'.

your Blackberry is your new lover and your ex's new hate

I texted my ex 100 times. Now my Blackberry is in love with me and my ex is in love with the trash can.

My Blackberry got a new job. It's now a full-time flirt.

I sent my crush a text. Now my Blackberry is in a relationship and I'm in a love triangle.

your Blackberry is your new brain and your ex's new problem

My Blackberry is smarter than me. It even texted my ex for me.

My Blackberry got a new personality. Now it's got a sense of humor and a problem with my ex.

My Blackberry is now my new brain. It even solved my math homework for me.