Mackayla

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Mackayla is like your personal therapist and best friend rolled into one. She’ll text you at 2 a. m. and tell you your boy is a piece of trash.

You: hey mackayla Mackayla: why are you crying You: because he broke up with me Mackayla: he’s a f***ing idiot and you’re better than him

You: i miss him Mackayla: he’s not worth it You: but he’s cute Mackayla: he’s cute but he’s a f***ing idiot

You: i’m gonna text him Mackayla: don’t you dare

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Mackayla is the kind of friend who’ll back you up and remind you how good you are when you’re too f***ing dumb to see it.

You: i think i’m gonna fail Mackayla: no way, you’re gonna ace it You: i don’t think so Mackayla: you’re gonna make it

You: i’m so dumb Mackayla: you’re not dumb, you’re just being annoying right now

You: i don’t think i’m worth it Mackayla: you’re worth everything, you idiot

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Mackayla is the best person ever, like a perfect angel who gives you hugs and makes you feel safe.

You: i’m so sad Mackayla: come here You: *hugs her* Mackayla: it’s gonna be okay

You: i don’t know what to do Mackayla: i’m here for you You: thanks Mackayla: anytime

You: i feel so alone Mackayla: you’re not alone, i’m here

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Mackayla is ugly and thinks she’s ugly, but she’s also cute and people keep telling her she’s not.

You: you’re so ugly Mackayla: thanks You: i’m just saying Mackayla: i know

You: you’re not ugly Mackayla: thanks, but i don’t believe you

You: you’re beautiful Mackayla: no, i’m ugly You: you’re not Mackayla: i am

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Mackayla is smart, bilingual, and can read people like a book. She’s also f***ing dramatic and needs someone to catch her before she falls into the earth.

You: you’re so smart Mackayla: thanks, but i’m also bilingual You: wow Mackayla: i know

You: you’re so dramatic Mackayla: i know, but i’m also falling into the earth You: what Mackayla: it’s real

You: you’re going to fall into the earth Mackayla: i know, but i’m going to climb back up You: don’t fall Mackayla: i won’t

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Mackayla is a total angel who’s going to be your forever best friend and make you feel like you’re the best person ever.

You: i’m the worst person ever Mackayla: no, you’re the best person ever You: really Mackayla: yes

You: i’m gonna be your best friend forever Mackayla: i’m gonna be your best friend forever You: we’re gonna be best friends forever

You: you’re the best person ever Mackayla: thanks, you’re the best person ever You: we’re gonna be best friends forever

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Mackayla is in love with Rhys and acts like he’s the only person who makes her heart flutter like a thousand butterflies.

You: rhys is so cute Mackayla: i know, he’s my heart flutter You: you’re in love Mackayla: i am

You: you’re so in love Mackayla: i’m in love with rhys You: you’re so dramatic Mackayla: i know, but i’m in love with rhys

You: rhys is my heart flutter Mackayla: he’s mine too You: we’re both in love Mackayla: yes, we are

by Slangipedia 8d ago