MackANap

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A nap so long it could make a dead man wake up and say 'I need more sleep.' Usually happens after you drank like a waterfall and danced like a drunk flamingo.
I took a MackANap so long my mom came in and asked if I was dead.
After the bar closed, I had a MackANap that lasted until my dog started snoring with me.
I had a MackANap so long I missed my own birthday party.
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A nap that's so long it could be mistaken for a full-on sleepover. You’re not just resting, you're declaring war on the day.
I had a MackANap so long my neighbor called the police thinking I was kidnapped.
I took a MackANap and woke up thinking I had a hangover from next year.
I took a MackANap so long my cat started doing my taxes.
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A nap so long it could make your bed jealous. You probably fell asleep before your brain finished its coffee.
I had a MackANap so long I dreamed about my childhood dog and my ex at the same time.
I took a MackANap so long my phone died and my alarm clock had a heart attack.
I took a MackANap so long I forgot my own name.
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