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A guy who thinks he's the king of the hill and only wants to bang Jewish girls
He hit on my cousin at the grocery store and called her a 'kosher knockout.'
He texted me, 'I'm coming for your sister, she's a total matzah ball.'
He said he'd 'take her to the movies and maybe the Holocaust museum.'
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A guy who's all about the chase, especially if the girl has a yarmulke
He asked my friend out by saying, 'You're like a bagel, I can't resist.'
He DM'd me, 'Let me be your guy, I promise I won't steal your girl's challah.'
He said he'd 'take her to the prom and maybe the synagogue.'
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