Mackailee

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Mackailee is the best friend you ever had. She’s like a golden retriever who also knows how to cuss you out when you mess up.

She texted me at 2 a. m. because I forgot her birthday and she was still mad the next day.

She brought me soup when I had the flu and called me a 'sad little human being.'

She stood up for me in class when the teacher was being a total a**hole.

Mackailee is like a rainbow in a world of gray. She makes you feel like you’re special even when you’re being a total dud.

She sent me a DM saying, 'You’re not a dud. You’re just having a bad day.'

She brought me coffee during lunch and said I looked like a 'lost puppy.'

She cried with me when my dog died and then cussed out the vet for being a bad person.

Mackailee is the kind of person who would give you a hug and then cuss you for being a mess.

She hugged me and said, 'You’re my favorite mess right now.'

She gave me a gift and then called me a 'total disaster.'

She made me laugh until I cried and then called me a 'sad disaster.'

Mackailee is the girl who would do anything for you and then cuss you when you don’t return the favor.

She helped me with my homework and then cussed me for being a 'total lazy human.'

She stayed up all night for me and then called me a 'total sleepy head.'

She bought me pizza and then called me a 'total pig.'

Mackailee is the best friend who would save your life and then cuss you for being a total idiot.

She saved me from getting in trouble and then called me a 'total idiot.'

She helped me pass the test and then said I was a 'total sleepy head.'

She cried with me and then called me a 'total disaster.'

Mackailee is like a superhero with a bad mouth. She would do anything for you and then cuss you for being a total mess.

She helped me with my math and then called me a 'total sleepy head.'

She cried with me and then said I was a 'total disaster.'

She brought me snacks and then cussed me for being a 'total lazy human.'