mackaila

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A holy mess who talks trash but feels your pain. She’s a savage with a heart of gold and a mouth full of swear words.
I swear I’d die for this girl, but she called me a f***ing f***head in front of my mom.
She cussed me out for forgetting her birthday, but then bought me pizza.
She said I was a disgrace, but she still sent me a f***ing text when I got a D on my math test.
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A god-like person who’s got a mouth like a sailor and a soul that’s kinder than your grandma.
She cussed me out for being late, but then gave me a f***ing hug.
She said I was a f***ing disaster, but then paid for my lunch.
She called me a f***ing idiot, but she still texted me when I cried about my ex.
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She’s like a holy f***ing mess who talks trash but still helps you when you’re in a f***ing mess.
She said I was a f***ing loser, but she still helped me with my math homework.
She called me a f***ing f***head, but she still brought me soup when I was sick.
She cussed me out for being lazy, but she still showed up to my f***ing party.
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A f***ing holy person who cusses like a sailor and loves you like your mom.
She cussed me out for being late, but she still brought me my favorite snack.
She called me a f***ing disaster, but she still cried when I failed my test.
She said I was a f***ing f***head, but she still showed up to my birthday party.
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She’s the f***ing best of both worlds, she’s a beast with a heart of gold and a mouth full of f***ing swear words.
She said I was a f***ing disgrace, but she still gave me a f***ing hug.
She cussed me out for being lazy, but she still showed up to my f***ing party.
She called me a f***ing f***head, but she still brought me pizza when I was sad.
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