Mackah

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The point where you're so wasted and weird you're like Charlie Sheen's crazy uncle who thinks he's a rockstar and kicks your ass for not tipping the bartender.

I drank 12 beers and now I'm Mackah. I told the bartender I'm the king of the bar.

My friend Mackahed so hard he tried to dance with the ceiling fan.

I woke up in a park wearing a sock and a hat. That's Mackah.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you're so messed up you think you're a superhero and you punch the fridge because it didn't give you snacks.

I Mackahed so bad I tried to talk to my dog and he ignored me.

I saw a pigeon and I thought it was a spy. I chased it for 10 blocks.

I tried to write a poem on the floor with my spaghetti.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The state of being so wasted you think your pants are on fire and you start screaming at the pizza delivery guy.

I Mackahed so hard I tried to ride my broom like a horse.

I told my mom I'm the president and she said I'm the most wasted kid in the world.

I wore my socks on my hands and thought I was a wizard.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you’re so drunk and dumb you think you’re a rockstar and you start singing to the toilet.

I Mackahed so bad I tried to talk to my neighbor’s cat and it ran away.

I thought my fridge was my ex and I started yelling at it.

I tried to draw a mustache on my dog and it looked like a pirate.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The moment you’re so wasted you think your shoes are alive and you start wrestling them.

I Mackahed so hard I tried to eat my hat and it tasted like regret.

I told my teacher I’m the king of the school and she gave me a detention.

I tried to dance with my shadow and it left me in the dark.

by Slangipedia 8d ago