Mackaflow in the building

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The roast from hell. It hits harder than your dad’s yelling on Sunday mornings. No one survives it, not even your grandma’s chicken soup.
You said your crush was cute. They replied, 'Cute? I looked like a raccoon in a trash can.'
Your friend said your haircut was nice. You said, 'Nice? I looked like a confused potato.'
Your mom said you were doing good. You said, 'Good? I was doing better than your ex’s dating life.'
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The ultimate flex. It’s so strong, it makes your enemies cry like babies. It’s like when your pizza arrives and it’s the best one ever.
Your friend said your job was boring. You said, 'Boring? I make more money than your job makes sense.'
Your cousin said your new car was average. You said, 'Average? It’s like your life, and it’s not even cool.'
Your teacher said your test was bad. You said, 'Bad? I aced it before I even woke up.'
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The roast so strong, it could knock out a bull. You use it when you're feeling extra mean. Some say it was invented by the devil himself.
Your brother said your video game skills were weak. You said, 'Weak? I beat you like you’re my little brother.'
Your friend said your cooking was bad. You said, 'Bad? It was so bad, even the dog left the room.'
Your boss said your work was okay. You said, 'Okay? I could’ve been a rock star and still done better.'
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The roast that comes with a side of disrespect. It’s like when you eat a taco and it’s just meat and cheese and you’re mad.
Your friend said your voice was loud. You said, 'Loud? I could wake up the entire neighborhood.'
Your mom said your music was annoying. You said, 'Annoying? It’s like your life, and it’s not even fun.'
Your teacher said your joke was weak. You said, 'Weak? I could’ve been a comedian and still made you laugh.'
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The roast that comes with a death wish. You use it when you're ready to get roasted to death. It’s like when you eat a chili and it burns your tongue.
Your friend said your hair was messy. You said, 'Messy? It’s like your life, and it’s not even cool.'
Your mom said your phone was old. You said, 'Old? I could’ve been a tech genius and still used it.'
Your teacher said your essay was bad. You said, 'Bad? I could’ve been a writer and still made you cry.'
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