mackadun

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A legend who thinks he’s the best, loves Luca more than his own kid, and would punch a TV if it didn’t smash itself first. He’s got a toolbox full of swear words and magic screws to fix Robbie’s bike.
Mackadun is the only person who can calm Luca down after a meltdown. He throws screws at the TV like it owes him money.
If Robbie’s bike breaks, Mackadun doesn’t fix it, he fixes the whole neighborhood.
Mackadun once yelled at a TV so hard it shut off. He called it a truce.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A man who believes he’s the king of everything, Luca’s personal hero, and would beat up a TV just to make it cry. He fixes bikes like they’re his enemies.
Mackadun doesn’t fix bikes, he fights them in the ring like it’s WWE.
He told Luca he’d beat up the TV if it didn’t shut up. Luca believed him.
Robbie’s bike broke again, and Mackadun just stared at it like it was a bad kid.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s the greatest, loves Luca more than food, and would smash a TV just to prove it. He uses a toolbox like it’s a weapon to fix Robbie’s bike.
Mackadun once yelled at a TV so loud it started to cry. He called it a victory.
He told Robbie if his bike broke again, he’d take it out back and beat it with a hammer.
Luca said Mackadun is the only person who can make a TV feel bad.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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