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The guy who hits on every girl he sees. He’s got a smile that could melt ice cream and a hug that feels like a full-body massage. If you’re lucky, he’ll be your best friend, and your worst nightmare.
He asked me out 7 times in one day. I said no 6 times. He still texted me a flirty emoji at 2 a. m.
He hugged me so hard I thought I’d pass out. I didn’t. I just got a stomachache.
He said he’d be my best friend if I let him give me a hug. I did. He never stopped talking.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who can charm a girl into giving him her pants. He’s got a brain full of ideas and a head full of nonsense. He’s probably smart, but he might be lying.
He said he could get me a free pizza if I let him charm my friend. He did. I got pizza. He got a free pizza and my friend’s number.
He told me he was a genius. I asked him to prove it. He said he could solve my math test in 10 seconds. He did. I failed.
He asked me out by saying I was his favorite person. I said I was his only person. He still asked me out.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The guy who got an A+ in geology so hard he made the rocks cry. He’s the kind of person who could turn a rock into a rockstar if he wanted to.
He said he could turn a rock into a rockstar. I asked him to prove it. He made the rock sing. I didn’t believe him until I heard it.
He got an A+ in geology so fast he left the teacher speechless. She still hasn’t recovered.
He told me he could turn a rock into a celebrity. I said I’d believe him if the rock got a record deal. He did.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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