mack wallace

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Mack Wallace is the guy who thinks he’s God’s gift to women. He’s got brains, a sense of humor, and the looks to back it up. He’s also the reason most guys can’t get a date.
He walks in the room and every girl forgets their name. Even the ones who hate him.
He told me he’d rather date a goat than my cousin. I took that as a compliment.
He’s the only man who can make a math test look like a romantic proposal.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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Mack Wallace is the type of guy who could get a date with a nun. He’s charming, smart, and doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘no.’
He asked my mom out on a date. She said yes. I said no to my life.
He flirts with my grandma. Now she’s texting him.
He’s got the brain of a genius and the face of a movie star.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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Mack Wallace is the reason why most guys are jealous. He’s got the looks, the brains, and the confidence to back it all up. He’s like a superhero, but with better jokes.
He walked into the cafeteria and the whole place went quiet. Then he told a joke and everyone laughed.
He’s got a date with my crush. I’ve got a date with my dog.
He’s the only guy who can make algebra seem like a love letter.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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