Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A crazy sexual move where the guy folds over like a taco and the girl squats on his junk like it's a toilet, honking like a Mack Truck as she goes.

Bro, I tried the Mack Truck and my dog got a nosebleed.

My girl does the Mack Truck like it's her full-time job.

He tried the Wide Load and broke his back doing it.

2

A guy with a meaty schlong that could make a cow jealous.

My cousin’s a Mack Truck and he once scared a cop.

That guy’s a Mack Truck and he still wears a helmet.

He’s got a Mack Truck and a truck full of snacks.

3

A loud, fat, ugly, disrespectful woman who thinks she's the queen of the world.

My aunt is a Mack Truck and she eats a whole pizza in one bite.

That girl is a Mack Truck and she still wears pajamas to work.

My mom is a Mack Truck and she yells at the mailman.

4

Getting it on with someone, usually a stranger, like it's the last day on Earth.

I macked with a random guy in the mall.

She macked with the pizza guy and now they're engaged.

He macked with my sister and now I hate him.

5

Flirting so hard it feels like you’re fighting for your life.

He macked like he was dying.

She macked like she was trying to get a date with the president.

They macked like it was a final exam.

6

The stupid car that a Mack Truck or a Mack Daddy would drive like it’s the only thing standing between them and death.

He drives a Mack Truck like it’s a spaceship.

My dad’s Mack Truck is older than my grandma.

That Mack Truck is so loud it wakes the neighbors.

7

The giant gap between your front teeth that looks like a highway and you’re just waiting for a Mack Truck to crash through it.

My gap is so big a Mack Truck could fit in it.

She’s got a gap like a Mack Truck went through her face.

He’s got a gap so big you could park a Mack Truck in it.