mack the dog

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a dog that gets off on sniffing kids' pants and licking their toes like it's a free snack

He tried to hump my kid's backpack. I had to chase him out of the school.

The dog came up to me and started licking my shoes. I knew it was a trap.

He followed my kid home and waited by the door like he was on a mission.

a dog that thinks every kid is a future snack and will do anything to get close

He climbed into my kid's lunch box and ate the entire sandwich. I was horrified.

He tried to sneak into the classroom and got caught by the teacher.

He sat on my kid's desk and didn't move until the bell rang.

a dog that gets so turned on by kids that it will follow them to the moon if needed

He ran after my kid all the way to the park. I had to drag him back.

He followed my kid into the bathroom and wouldn't leave until he got a snack.

He stood outside the school for 20 minutes just waiting for my kid to come out.