Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

mack tactics is when you try to flirt with girls like you're the main character of a bad movie.

he tried to charm her by saying he could beat up his uncle

he asked her out by saying he had a pet dragon

he told her he was a superhero who saved his mom from a pizza delivery guy

2

mack tactics is when you hit on girls like you're the last guy on earth and they're your only hope.

he said he'd die if she didn't like him

he asked her to be his partner in crime

he told her he'd steal her lunch if she didn't say yes

3

mack tactics is when you try to impress girls by saying stupid stuff and hoping they laugh.

he told her he could juggle three pizzas at once

he said he had a pet flamingo that could sing

he bragged he once fought a robot in a mall

4

mack tactics is when you hit on girls like you're trying to win a contest and you're the worst contestant.

he said he could bench press a cow

he told her he had a tattoo of a pineapple

he asked her to be his sidekick in his quest for fame

5

mack tactics is when you try to flirt with girls like you're trying to convince them you're not totally insane.

he told her he had a secret identity as a pizza chef

he said he could speak fluent squirrel

he asked her to help him escape from a haunted closet

6

mack tactics is when you hit on girls like you think you're the king of the world and they're your subjects.

he said he was the ruler of the cafeteria

he told her he had a crown made of cheese

he asked her to be his queen in a battle of wits