Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

how much you want to punch someone for having something better than you

My new sneakers are so ugly I want to kill the guy who bought them.

She got a 100 on the test and I got a 52. I want to scream.

His lunch was pizza and mine was mystery meat. I almost cried.

2

the amount of pride you feel when you have something cool

I got a new phone and I felt like a king.

My dog got a treat and he wagged his tail like he won the lottery.

I got an A+ and I felt like I could conquer the world.

3

how much you want to take someone's stuff and throw it in the trash

His shoes were so shiny I wanted to rip them off.

Her lunch was so good I almost stole it.

His grades were so high I wanted to throw his report card away.

4

the amount of satisfaction you get from being better than someone else

I got a better grade and I felt like I kicked his butt.

My dog got more treats than his and he looked sad.

I got a new toy and he got a broken one. I laughed at him.

5

how much you want to brag about your awesome stuff

I got a new phone and I told everyone about it.

My dog got a new treat and I told my friends.

I got an A+ and I told my whole class.

6

how much you want to laugh at someone else's crummy stuff

His shoes were so old I laughed at him.

Her lunch was so bad I almost threw it.

His test was so bad I told him he should cry.