mack-o-meter

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A fake measuring tool made by sticking your elbows in like a chicken and using your arm like a broken speedometer to see how much guy nonsense someone is doing to another person, usually a girl. If it goes past 20 degrees, you can officially call them out. Otherwise, you're a weakling and a disgrace to Man Law.
I flexed my arm like a crazy man and called him out for macking too hard.
My mack-o-meter was at 30 degrees, so I knew I had to ask her out.
He tried to mack me, but my meter was at 5 degrees, so I just walked away.
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A legendary gadget from ancient times that tells you how much guy action (or macktion) is happening to someone, like a magical measuring stick from the gods of nonsense.
The mack-o-meter went off like a fire alarm when he started talking about his dog.
I used my mack-o-meter and it said 100% macktion, so I kissed her.
He tried to mack me, but my meter said 'nope' and I blocked him.
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