Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you’re too lazy to think and just blast out stupid stuff like a broken fire hose

DM: "ur so cool mack n jizz" (sent at 2 a. m. while eating pizza crusts)

Tweet: "mack n jizz is my life now and i regret nothing"

Text: "why are you mack n jizzing me at work?"

2

like when you say stuff so dumb it sounds like a goat fell into a blender

Post: "mack n jizz is the best thing ever and i will fight you for it"

Comment: "this guy is mack n jizzing me with his opinions"

Message: "don’t mack n jizz me with your dumb ideas"

3

when you talk like a confused chicken who just got hit by a truck

Tweet: "mack n jizz is my new favorite hobby"

Message: "you’re mack n jizzing me with your nonsense"

Post: "why are you mack n jizzing me in the middle of class?"

4

when you say stuff so stupid it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire

Comment: "mack n jizz is the best thing since sliced bread and i hate you"

Text: "don’t mack n jizz me with your dumb brain"

Post: "i’m mack n jizzing my way through life and it’s glorious"

5

like when you say stuff so dumb it makes your friends cry and your mom sigh

Message: "you’re mack n jizzing me with your dumb brain"

Tweet: "mack n jizz is my new favorite form of torture"

Comment: "why are you mack n jizzing me during dinner?"