mack hammer

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The mack hammer is when you hit a girl with your love like you’re swinging a hammer in a junkyard. You don’t back down. You don’t go friend zone.
I saw him lay the mack hammer on her in the cafeteria. She looked like a scared rabbit.
He texted her, 'You’re my forever girl.' That’s the mack hammer.
At the party, he walked up to her and said, 'You’re mine.' That was the mack hammer.
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A mack hammer is when you’re so smitten you’d hit a girl with a hammer if you had one. No chisel. No friend zone. Just pure love and trash talk.
He laid the mack hammer on her in front of all his friends. She blushed like a tomato.
He said, 'You’re the only one for me.' That’s the mack hammer.
He walked up to her and said, 'I’m not going to friend zone you.' That was the mack hammer.
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Laying the mack hammer is like throwing a punch. You don’t hold back. You don’t go soft. You just hit her with all your love and no plans to be friends.
He laid the mack hammer on her during lunch. She looked like she just got hit with a brick.
He texted her, 'You’re my forever girl. No exceptions.' That was the mack hammer.
He stood in front of her and said, 'I’m not going to back down.' That was the mack hammer.
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The mack hammer is when you’re so obsessed with a girl you’d beat her with a hammer if you had one. You don’t go friend zone. You just go full on.
He laid the mack hammer on her in front of the whole school. She looked like she just got slapped.
He said, 'You’re the only one I want.' That was the mack hammer.
He walked up to her and said, 'I’m not going to be your friend.' That was the mack hammer.
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To lay the mack hammer is to tell a girl you love her so hard you’d hit her with a hammer if you could. You don’t back down. You don’t go soft.
He laid the mack hammer on her in the hallway. She looked like she just got hit with a stick.
He texted her, 'I’m not going to friend zone you.' That was the mack hammer.
He stood in front of her and said, 'You’re my girl.' That was the mack hammer.
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