mack daddy'n

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A guy who thinks he's hot stuff and tries to impress girls by wearing fancy clothes and using too much cologne.
He showed up to the party in a suit and sprayed enough cologne to knock out a horse.
He texted her a selfie with his hair perfectly styled and the words 'I smell like success.'
He tried to flirt with the barista by wearing a hat, sunglasses, and a full beard.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A man who thinks he's the king of the block just because he wears nice clothes and smells like a walking perfume ad.
He came to the gym in a leather jacket and a shirt that cost more than his rent.
He sent a DM saying, 'I’m not just cute, I’m a full package.'
He tried to chat up the waitress by wearing a bow tie and acting like he was in a movie.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A guy who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread and uses way too much cologne to prove it.
He wore so much cologne that the whole subway car smelled like his gym bag.
He showed up to the concert in a suit and a hat, like he was the mayor of cool.
He sent a text saying, 'I’m not just handsome, I’m a walking advertisement.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A man who thinks he's the most attractive person in the room and spends way too much money on clothes and cologne to back it up.
He spent $200 on a shirt just to impress a girl at the mall.
He showed up to the party with a suit so shiny it blinded everyone.
He texted her, 'I'm not just dressed, I'm a fashion statement.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A guy who thinks he's the main character of a movie and uses cologne like it's his superpower.
He walked into the restaurant with a cologne so strong it made the waiter cry.
He sent a DM saying, 'I’m not just good-looking, I’m a walking miracle.'
He showed up to the event in a hat, sunglasses, and a shirt that cost more than his mom's car.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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